Ashley Alexandra Dupré (Can women be this Douche?)

I would like to pose this question out there for the ladies. As a male, I know for sure that men can be sexist, wife beating shirt wearing, cocksucking douche bags, but can the opposite sex have its very equal?

Well since the dawn of the new millennium circa 2000 for those who don't know what millennium means, women have been morphing into something that even feminist are fearful of. Today progressive woman wants to be the ultimate center of attention. And it doesn't help if you're a high priced prostitute. And I'm not talking about Heidi Fleiss here, she's old hat you know; I'm talking about a woman who's self worth is so over-inflated, she needs a really big douche to break that seminal fluid.

Enter one Ashley Alexandra Dupré.



Now I have another question to ask...........Who the fuck is this woman? Why is America making celebrities out of nobody's? What has she done that is counted as contribution to society? Well allow me to run a list down for you.

1. She is a high priced call girl
2.She was involved with the notorious Eliot Spitzer scandal where she was named one of the call girls involved
3.Her ex-pimp ran a prostitution ring in which he was acquitted for, and was given a lesser sentence.
4.She Claimed on her myspace page as coming from a broken home, but it was later debunked by a relative that said she came from a privileged upbringing.



Now what the fuck! I swear if I organized a death pool, my first bet would go towards the death of this woman dying by some sort of drug related misadventure. And now she is trying to put her past behind her by getting into something that big nobody's like her should shy away from. The music scene.



Yes she has a single on her myspace player which is a Hip Hop and R&B crossover bullshit produced by some ugly douche bag (see picture below)



Wow, all I can say is Ashley can be thrown in the back of the trunk with the rest of the dead bodies of trying hard wannabe pop stars. Haven't we already had enough of these losers (within their soul, they're losers), destroying are ears. Take the pussycat Dolls, a bunch of woman capitalist who use the old adage of 'Sex sells' coupled with rather terrible vocals and distractive dancing to mask their no talentless selves! And did I mention a tranny runs the Pussycat Dolls.

Overall this alarming trend will continue to rise over the coming years. With Paris, Kim, Lindsey, and countless others who are famous for nothing. In fact I would like to be bold and say that 'Nothing' is in style, its very vogue!