To all Russell Brand fans

By Analman Hardcore


To all Russell Brand fans out there (who consist of mostly women between ages 13-21), I have one thing to say about him, and please don't be shocked as to what we say.....Ahem (cough)

HE IS NOT
FUNNY...JUST
FUNNY LOOKING!
NOT FUNNY
HAHAH!!

I mean in what planet would you find this utter sissy to be funny? Did you see the VMAs 2008? Did you see how most of his punchlines sucked it big on delivery? Sure I bet recovering pop Star, Brittney Spears was having a swell good time with that pathetic skit! And purity rings.....? Okay we'll give you that because we hate christens!!


Besides I didn't know hipsters were funny to begin with...Oh what you didn't know that he is wearing tight jeans, a neckerchief, mascara, and a birds nest and yet it didn't ring any bells of Hipster chic? Wow I hate this century!

However all is not lost on Russell Brand. In fact we'll give him kudos for banging the living shit out of Kristen Bell on that shitacular "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", because crap actresses like her are sooooo overrated that a good cock slap is just what the doctor ordered!