
By Conan the Destroyher
Under any to no habituates whatsoever, I when on a digital dig into a relentless blog which I thought was never ending trip into hell, because the links just kept on coming and fuck all this started exactly around 5a.m in the morning, talk about being an addict to downloads sweet jesus I don't think I'll ever want to shop at an online .mp3 store ever again.......un you know what, don't quote me on that!
The blog in question was a blog named
http://vibe4me.blogspot.com/, which houses the shittiest house music in all of blogsviles, I kid you not! Names like Roger Sanchez, Pryda, Deadmau5, Dirty South, Vandalism, Dave Spoon, Feddy le Grand, laidback Luke, Tommy Trash, Axwell Sebastian Ingrosso, TV Rock, The Potbelleez and.....and... ho ho wait a minute! Why do these names sound awfully familiar...That's right, since 5am in the morning leading up to whatever is timestamped on this blog entry, I've become every Auckland wanker DJ, every douchebag, and everything that I stand against!
Yes that's right look at those names! Every one of those names are DJs who have visited Auckland at some stage of last year, or some of their records (.mp3) have been played at some wanky Auckland club! Oh god I feel sick, I'm going puke!
So why did I go for the gang bang of downloading then? I really don't know to be honest. I've always had a serious compulsive disorder when it comes to downloading. But now I feel like a jackass downloading all that garbage from that fucking blogsite! So what to do?.........well I could delete the tracks from my desktop, or I can give it to you guys, but I must warn you as a friend and as a fellow blogger within the blogsphere community that the tracks are some of the most vile and the most putrid of cheeseburger house ever! And its infested with Australian Ebola that will rot your brain and your music tastes!

If the horrors of seeing Vandalism at Our House live, or ear rotting remixing of Dirty South shit productions are not your cup of tea, then you have been warned!
The one thing that astounds me about the blog where I got the tracks from was the fact that you'll be put into a trance of trying to look for active links, and as soon as you go deep into the crevice of the archive, it becomes a never-ending race to try get out of the blog and trying to find that indication of a non seeing "Older post" link.

Well I've wasted a perfectly good Thursday afternoon...but hey at least I won't feel guilty uploading that junk onto the next "Big Wednesday" haul! I think I'm going to lie down now!
And no I will not add that abomination of a blogsite onto my links table...I think I've suffered enough!