By The reverse Llamas
At the risk of sounding like a cheap Perez Hilton crossover paired with the trashiness which is Gossip columnist Bridget Saunders from
Stuff.co.nz, we at the Frames have ourselves a little scandal on one of New Zealand's successful singers, which may not sound like news to you or you may have already heard it somewhere, but its time to crush some heterosexual hearts (Anika's people start writing those retraction orders).
Its been rumored that Anika Moa's sexuality has been hidden for quite some time, which I would understand, but what the hey. If you boys had a ranging hard on for this lovely yet foul mouthed singer, well its time we at the Frames crush those nuts for ya.
Anika Moa is a lesbian and for a long time! A reliable source has confirmed that she has been going out with another one of our up and comers Anna Coddington
Anna Coddington who also fronts another band "Duchess" is sure giving us straights a run for our money...I mean look at her. Tell me that you wouldn't want to hit that!
The Frames also suspected Kara (Pictured second, far left) from the recently canceled music show "Coast" as one of Anika's Flings, seems as how they're always hanging out getting chummy and all. Can everyone say Ménage à trois?
So we at the Frames congratulate not only our favorite singer (yes we would tap that), but now our favorite public domain lesbian.
A complimentary two headed dildo gift package will be sent from our offices to your home very soon Anika, you know for those Ménage à trois that we dream of.
We love you!
BTW: At least it can't get any worse for ya. This bitch right hear posed for FHM
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