By Fancy A. Uppercut
Yep she was on Nightline pretty much telling the world that she got Punk'd by forum "Punkas" after they started a thread about how much they hated yulia's music and her marriage to her manager! Accompanying her as always was her pimp...I mean her Douchebag husband Glyn MacLean. Now we loath upon religious Zealots due to the fact that god (or a gas) has made them almighty as hell, wise beyond anyone and all that BS!
Now we have warmed up to Mrs. Townsend music, even though that is mostly marketed to the more uppercrust of snobs (she coined it Poppera. Was that her first word?), and in all honesty, we kinda feel Yulia has that desire to satisfied our sexual appetites......Seriously this young lady is a Russian, who are world renounced as being both sexy and oh so seductive!
I mean look at that photo! Now you can't honestly tell me that you don't find her sexually attractive in this photo, because we can tell you this right now, we find her sexually attractive! I mean I can see why her Husband is a tad bit overprotective about her.......because she is smoking hot!!! She is our lady Brittney in waiting...our hot mess!
But hey hold on a minute..........Ain't both of them practicing Christians? And don't Christians (or Zealots) find this image to be damming? Hmmmmm where can one draw the line here folks?
Now there is something that's been bothering me about their shared union beside their undying love for god, and that is their undying love for Quantum Mechanics.....What, are they going to build a nuclear bomb?
Come on Yulia, hasn't Chernobyl suffered enough? If anything we would endorse a Nuclear warhead build by Yulia to be aimed at Auckland! It sure would make our lives exciting!
Well that's all the Yulia coverage we're going to give her for now. I hope her Zealot husband doesn't sic the cops on this blog, it's already enough been fake sued by a stripper for that matter. We will admit defeat to you fine sir, and admire your young and yet fine looking wife from afar!
Ah bliss!
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