Just because we're not a tied down to some sterile national papers blogs and obeying rules of a Nazi editor, we should be able to voice out what we really think about the down fall of woman in this century! (The dumb women, not the intelligent kind FYI)
Besides the jury is clearly out on Lisa Lewis.............! Mark this as the defining moment of Alt TV's downfall, the jumping the shark moment!
Sure we colored the entry somewhat, but the truth was starting to unravel! Even if its not from the tappings of our keyboards, it was going to come out some other way!
Great tits are laying their eggs earlier in Spring - "they say".
By JANE BOWRON
The set was blue, the topless news reader's eye shadow was blue and the text was ever so slightly blue as Lisa Lewis made a tit of herself on Alt TV's News Flash or News "Flesh" at 10 o'clock of a Monday night.
Looking like a skinny Joe Cotton, Lisa Lewis struggled through a news bulletin, which included a laboured ornithological joke about Great Tits benefiting from global warming and laying their eggs earlier in Spring.
The Royal Forest and Bird Protection Society must have been mortified to have been given a special mention, but I guess they had got well used to it when Benny Hill was at his peak.
Of course those who had tuned in wouldn't have appreciated the artistry of the script and would have instead concentrated their orbs on Lisa's, which I must say looked as fake as the news reader's hair colour.
Wasn't she a blonde when she infamously streaked across the pitch?
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