By The Superpussies
Hey Hipsters fat n small!.......Do any of you find this guy to be both annoying as fuck with his hyper speech and that fucking faux hawk?
Yeah its Brooke Howard Smith from Target. The former Roller Blader cum presenter runs The Pony Club. I'm not quite sure what clientèle it caters for or what events he has rolling over there, but apparently The Pony Club is a club for where the rich and famous come to cavort......Tommy Lee came to the Pony Club to hang one time with Brooke when he was touring New Zealand with his shitious group "Supernova"!
Bridget "The Botox Cow" Saunders wrote this in her blog............
I think, in a relationship, that the girl ought to be the pretty one. Life is tough enough (broken parking meters, global warming, the cat weeing in your briefcase etc) without having a boyfriend who is better looking than you.
Men should not be pretty. They should be functional. Recycling bin out. Recycling bin in. That sort of thing. Ideally a man should have a dirty neck and grubby fingernails from all the chores he is doing for little old ladies up and down the street.
That’s asking a lot though, in these blighted days of metrosexuality when they all wear moisturiser and smell nice - and some even do sun beds! On the other hand though, I do love men wearing make up. But only eye make up. NOT foundation! And only homos can do lipstick. And even then, only when they are doing drag.
But eye makeup (NOT mascara, that’s gay - only eyeliner) is great when it’s applied carelessly. Nail polish too - but it must be chipped. None of this undercoat/topcoat palaver. If a guy wears nail polish, it should be applied in one thick coat without a base so it chips properly.
Rough is good.
Rough is good.
One guy who doesn’t agree with me though is Brooke Howard Smith who runs Pony Club. A couple of weeks ago he sent this out:
Thanks to everyone who has helped make Pony so good recently. The last couple of weeks have been great… Good parties, VIP Guests including Dizzy Raskel, Korn, 50 Cent’s crew G Unit and Brian McFadden. It’s safe to say Pony is at its busiest by far. That’s the good news. The bad news is GUYS HAVE LET THEIR STANDARD OF DRESS SLIP. I will no longer let anyone in to pony in a tee shirt, polo, baggy ass ghetto jeans or old skate shoes. NO ONE. Don’t call me and say pleeeease, just this once… Don’t say you didn’t know and don’t get angry when your left outside on the curb. Girls, you know what i’m talking about… tell your date that if they’re not dressed well enough they wont get in.
Now admittedly Brooke isn’t banning guys with chipped nail polish, but he is saying guys should make some sort of effort and I do know what he means. There’s nothing worse (yes actually lots of things are worse…but bear with me) than a woman who is really dressed up, with a guy who looks like Benji Madden.
Mind you. I would rather Benji than Brad Pitt any day. Brad is far too pretty.
Wow....there you have it. The dude from Target has made it clear that he doesn't want scrubs in his club.....Like who the fuck does he think he is? Well allow us to label him.....Douche bag! Seriously you rollerblading douche bag, who the fuck called you Hitler? As far as we're concerned you can stick your Dress code Policies mister!
I mean its not like we tell him to dress up when he's beamed into our homes telling us what to think and wear! Or better yet, if you own a place of business or an eatery, why don't you tell him to dress down for a change before he blitzes your place of business for not holding a valid Auckland City Council food graded certificate, or for ripping off Mr. dumb piece of shit for $10,000 dollars
So in conclusion, if you want to gain entry into BHS's club, just rock up there with an expensive Amani suit, otherwise we say the very words that he's been saying to everyone else
SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING A DOUCHE BAG. AND TELLING EVERYONE TO DRESS UP TO GAIN ADMITTANCE INTO YOUR CONCEDED CLUB COCK HOWARD SHIT!
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