Yulia gets punk'ed

Oh Yulia!

By The Video Bastard


Pop Classic sensation Yulia Townsend was the subject of a malicious prank after an indie punk website started a thread on its website about Yulia's recent nuptials to her manager of X amount of years, Glyn Maclean.

Indie rock label "Out of Kilter" and its forum members were posting comments about Yulia's marriage to her manager calling her a "mail-order retard" to sexual suggestions of "spiking Yulia's drink!" Wow I mean we at the Frames attack with some wit, humor and vigor, but dang what kind of fucked up indie forum is this?

Also the website posted the couple's home address on it's website

This onslaught of rather dangerous and suggestive comments promoted the police, along with Yulia's manager to intervene on such actions perpetuated on its website and have been threatened with charges of criminal nuisance and criminal harassment. And just for shits and giggles guess who has been accused of hearsay to the budding couple?.........its the work of a 19 year old!



19 year old Will Edmonds who owns "Out of Kilter Records" and is one of the moderators of the site is alleged to have harassed the singer at her home in the middle of the night by telephone.....okay lets stop there!


If you ask me, the big retard is Will Edmonds! What the fuck were you thinking? Seriously that is some jacked up shit, to go as far as calling the poor woman in the middle of the night while her hubby is banging her Russian.....oops lets not go there.


Hey we believe in the indie spirit too my friend, but not to the point of threats and quote un-quote pranks. I'm sure that there is a subtlety behind pulling a good prank, I would amount it to perfecting a craft towards a good pranking.


Sure her brand of Operatic pop may not appeal to all people, but at least say why it is instead of pranking someone....or better yet, post a humorous photo jam of her with cocaine and cum drooling from her nostrils like this........

Oh Yulia...Again!

Okay I can't bring myself to doing it....but.....................................

That's better!

Now I for one do support the bashing of Pop Stars, but we at The Frames simply can't endorse these actions from "Out of Kilter Records", because in all honesty, what's the point? She has talent, and with talent comes good looks, beauty and other things......Although that we find her husband to be of a creepy, greasy, douche bag looking demeanor, why don't you take a page from our book and go after attention whores...like our lovely friend. Lisa Lewis!



See its more fun to mock people who really deserve it! Be creative with your chosen Lisa Lewis photo!


Wow if you want your fix of Yulia-ism, here's her myspace fan page, but that's as far as we go...
http://www.myspace.com/yuliasinger

And here's OutofKilter's myspace
http://www.myspace.com/outofkilterrecords


And here's a nightline interview with the happy couple (That Glyn dude is creepy!)





Source:Stuff.co.nz

Seriously lets test this....

By Nerdy-Frames Admin


Dear Lisa Lewis.

You're a fame whore, there's no denying it in any way, shape or form. We at the frames want to test the wrath of your lawyer (if any) by insisting that you try and sue us!

And if you do try, we also have to insist that you sue stuff.co.nz, biggie.co.nz, nzrealitytv.com and countless others that you can count off your hands. What's the use of pursuing something that's clearly truth. We don't distort nor lie here on our website, we hit those facts and hit them hard!!!

So come on! Bring it on!

Lisa Lewis is.......

After seeking legal aid from an associate about our trials and tribulations of naked news reader, Lisa Lewis, he has advised us that yes certain things were a little out of character pertaining to a couple of our blogs about Lisa Lewis on how she was a "P headed crack whore", but apparently we can say that she is a whore (sans the "P headed" statement) because its public knowledge.


Stuff.co.nz has being on the attack about Lisa's performace on Alt's naked news flash, and her side profession of local prostitute at some rundown brothel in Hamilton, the most backwards place on gods green earth!


Lisa let me put some thoughts into that bleached brunette head of yours. Its people like you that are giving white women in general a bad name! Its people like you that put NZ woman on a world pedal stool to shame regarding comments about our woman being slappers, whores, and being of sub level thinking! Its people like you who see dollar signs first, and human feelings second. You are the antithesis of what woman aren't! Superficial and stupid to the "T"! You and many like you make me sick!

And to Oliver Driver, if you have any scruples left in that cock of yours, pull it out and fire this woman! Otherwise Alt TV is officially unwatchable and Sky Subscribers should block Alt from its decoders!


So in short, Get fucked Lisa Lewis!


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Seriously you're still suing us for this?

Come on this is now public knowledge! Why is this lawyer still wanting to sue us? This was hotlinked from stuff.co.nz

God these Hamiltonians are goddam idiots!

And you're suing us?...What about this?

I personally hate copying and pasting other peoples literature because its sacrilege and against every moral fiber we believe in, but we at The nerdy frames are getting sued over our freedoms, and yet a writer is allowed to post her opinions on stuff.co.nz? I don't think thats right.

Just because we're not a tied down to some sterile national papers blogs and obeying rules of a Nazi editor, we should be able to voice out what we really think about the down fall of woman in this century! (The dumb women, not the intelligent kind FYI)

Besides the jury is clearly out on Lisa Lewis.............! Mark this as the defining moment of Alt TV's downfall, the jumping the shark moment!

Sure we colored the entry somewhat, but the truth was starting to unravel! Even if its not from the tappings of our keyboards, it was going to come out some other way!

Great tits are laying their eggs earlier in Spring - "they say".

By JANE BOWRON

The set was blue, the topless news reader's eye shadow was blue and the text was ever so slightly blue as Lisa Lewis made a tit of herself on Alt TV's News Flash or News "Flesh" at 10 o'clock of a Monday night.

Looking like a skinny Joe Cotton, Lisa Lewis struggled through a news bulletin, which included a laboured ornithological joke about Great Tits benefiting from global warming and laying their eggs earlier in Spring.

The Royal Forest and Bird Protection Society must have been mortified to have been given a special mention, but I guess they had got well used to it when Benny Hill was at his peak.

Of course those who had tuned in wouldn't have appreciated the artistry of the script and would have instead concentrated their orbs on Lisa's, which I must say looked as fake as the news reader's hair colour.

Wasn't she a blonde when she infamously streaked across the pitch?

Want to read more? click here.......

And here

PEE/SSSS Don't sook about it!

Dear Mr Lawyer schmuck

Although you have written a letter pursuing legal action on behalf of Naked News reader Lisa Lewis, and prohibiting our wonderful (yet truthful and insightful) blog from posting any of her copyrighted images (cough "Bullshit" excuse me) or for us to commit more acts of slander and defamation, can we at least garner popular opinion from our wonderful readers of the Frames about her appearance on channel 7's "Sunrise" program in Australia?

What are you going to,sue youtube as well?????????.................






And we would like to further extend our following hatred towards all people from Hamilton, because we know that they suck balls!

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