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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Bat Tao Lo's groovy exhibition & Music giveaway$


Artwork By Bat Tao Lo



Artwork By Bat Tao Lo



Artwork By Bat Tao Lo

By Jasper Gape


Our fellow Vector brother in crime, Bat Tao Lo will be having a joint exhibition in Barcelona this weekend which will coincide with Sonar Festival. Bat Tao Lo works will be featured with many others in this exhibition. I'm still wondering about the whole Sushi Girls thing that he will be displaying, hopefully some photos will be available!



Artwork By Bat Tao Lo

The details of the exhibition can be viewed at this website
http://www.artz21.com/


Artwork By Bat Tao Lo

As well as his up and coming exhibition in Barcelona, Bat Tao Lo has been gracious enough to give us some of his tunes to you, the reader to demo and enjoy because this is a audio blog you know! So enclosing is an email explaining his influences and reasons behind these tracks


Hi Nerdy Frames,
If you're interested in this stuff, my influences are 60's Hippie Music, addNtoX, Electrelane, (Spanish band) Glamour To Kill, Freddy fender (can that guy sing or what? Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up), Brazilian Girls, The Andrews Sisters, My Bloody Valentine (mostly coz the bass player had a thing for my ex and dedicated "Clare" to her at one of their gigs - not exactly true - she did but I liked them anyway) (Come to think of it Buster Bloodvessel dedicated "My Girl Lollipop" to my girlfriend Gill "Gillipop" too. Not sure if was before or after he fucked her but that's neither here nor there) These days, I try to stay away from pop-stars. Well, I keep my wife away from them at least, Neil Young, Kraftwerk, T Rex (I had my hair like Bolan's when I was a tender boy of 18), Throbbing Gristle (coz I lived next door to them), Tom "can do almost nothing wrong" Waits. Actually most of these bands have had a small influence (With the exception of Bad Manners).

Because I'm one of those rich Mac users, I'm also influenced by the incredibly easy to use Garageband, although they have to get some better samples for christs sake - who the hell wants twenty-five Southern Rock Guitar samples?

I don't listen to much new stuff these days and I sure as fuck don't get this "Burial" thing at all. I tried to listen without prejudice but to me it's as dull as dishwater. Not too enamoured by The Raveonettes either. Am I say too much? Bet you really like the Raveonettes and I've completely fucked it.



So here are some tracks for you to enjoy!

Bat Tao Lo-km500 revisited
Bat Tao Lo-tangerines dreaming of blood oranges

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Bat Tao Lo's gets groovy!




Artwork by Bat Tao Lo




By Jasper Gape!




Bat Tao Lo is a strange character at best. He's known to us as the guy who lives in Spain that does some wonderful sexual overt imagery with a Tongue n' Chic humor behind it! In fact he has commented on some of the Vector Illustrations on my personal Flickr page a while back and we made a connection through our love of Vectors and sex!

There is a possible collaboration in the works in the near future...that's of course if our busy and conflicting schedules should ever agree with each other...one day my good friend!

We at the Frames were excited that Diesel (The Jeans Company) has added some of Bat Tao Lo's music onto their website for people to listen to...but first, please check out his website "Bat Tao Lo" (NSFW) and check out my work at Flickr (NSFW also)



Artwork by Jasper Gape

I'm currently on a hiatus from Vector Porn (Due to my lappy being all fucked up), but I will re-visit it later on in the year with some new works that uses the gradient mesh tool.


Oh yes check this player out from Bat Tao Lo
http://dum.diesel.com/artist/battaolo

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Lily's for boobies


By The Sue Sue Sue


I've have lost all (if any) respect for Lily Allen. I mean don't get me wrong or any I do love her catchy yet disposable pop tunes, but do you see that picture above this paragraph? WELL DO YA?

Ever since her miscarriage a couple of months ago to Tom Rowlands of The Chemical Brothers (must have something to do with Tom's Chemical sperm count), she has gone and smoked more packets of cigarettes per day, dyed her hair blonde, got herself a mystic and now she graces our pages with her being nude in Cap D'Antibes,in France! Ewwwwwww!

Topless (NSFW) Version here

FYI: Apparently she gives good blowjobs (Those poor guys she blew)

Friday, May 16, 2008

Lisa Lewis is.......



After seeking legal aid from an associate about our trials and tribulations of naked news reader, Lisa Lewis, he has advised us that yes certain things were a little out of character pertaining to a couple of our blogs about Lisa Lewis on how she was a "P headed crack whore", but apparently we can say that she is a whore (sans the "P headed" statement) because its public knowledge.


Stuff.co.nz has being on the attack about Lisa's performace on Alt's naked news flash, and her side profession of local prostitute at some rundown brothel in Hamilton, the most backwards place on gods green earth!


Lisa let me put some thoughts into that bleached brunette head of yours. Its people like you that are giving white women in general a bad name! Its people like you that put NZ woman on a world pedal stool to shame regarding comments about our woman being slappers, whores, and being of sub level thinking! Its people like you who see dollar signs first, and human feelings second. You are the antithesis of what woman aren't! Superficial and stupid to the "T"! You and many like you make me sick!

And to Oliver Driver, if you have any scruples left in that cock of yours, pull it out and fire this woman! Otherwise Alt TV is officially unwatchable and Sky Subscribers should block Alt from its decoders!


So in short, Get fucked Lisa Lewis!


Whore
Whore
Whore

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Vintage XXX Posters.





For those who have a penchant for vintage design, here's a reference link from a Flickr account.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/referencelibrary/sets/72157604560789796/


I'm not sure about the validity of the posters shown, but it appears that these are actual posters purchased from ebay. What a lucky cunt!

You can also check out the X-RATED collection via this addy
http://www.xratedcollection.com/