Porn (Not recession proof )

[Source: Wired]

By Jasper Gape


By the looks of this picture from a recent AVN convention you maybe feeling queasy over the rather disgusting legging on said porn star and her hooker heels, but in hindsight the porn industry, much like the fledging music industry is suffering a major set back from the recession which has been caused by piracy, free streaming video content, oil prices and pay-per view subscriptions.


Some big industry insides has quoted that the so called "Sin Industry" was always liberated from economic strife making it somewhat "recession proofed". But with this day and age with digital technology advancing at a rapid rate, other forms of distributing video content has made it economical for the contemporary perv.

Dana Deamond.....Porn star and overall bitch

Another factor also is the price of crude oil..........what does porn and oil have in common? Well besides silicone, the astronomical soaring of oil prices means it will effect the price of Lexan, which is a common plastics compound in which most DVD jewel cases are made of!

Oil is also the cause of declining rental sales as if hopping into your car to get some porno from your local wasn't enough and having to dropping it back into the overnight box is tedious as all hell.

Belladonna....She was nice when I met her

Also in all honesty....can you handle all that free online content? There is so much free porn on the net, it beyond funny......in fact its not even a joke!!!!! want proof? Okay goto this link (click at your own risk!)...there!! Free porn at the touch of fingertips!

So you're also thinking "Why am I doing a blog entry about porn?".........well truth be told for the last 30 years I've been an avid porn collector .....why? Maybe the fact that girls in my existence found me to be either weird or unattractive or the combination of the two equaling.....girls find me repulsive, and not because I collect porn but they wanted me to be something that I'm clearly not!


Yeah I don't hold high praise about collecting porn, but name a genre of porn, there is a likely chance that I've seen it. Want a list? okay here:

• Incest
• necrophilia
• anal
• double penetration
• gay porn
• fisting
• lesbian
• Coprophagia
• playboy
• penthouse
• Club Magazine
• Fiesta
• foot fetish
• Bukake
• Hentai
• Milf porn
• Teen

Okay too much information, but you get the idea........Oh I would also like to share my experiences with viewing Porn from New Zealand........

IT SUCKS SHIT BALLS!

It's true. We as a nation can't fuck right in front of a camera, we lack a performance or substance to our American counterparts, and Steve Crow of Vivid entertainment is kidding himself if he thinks that New Zealand can have a sustainable porn industry or a future in Skin Flicks.


Remember the shit-fest dubbed "Ripe" in which he got a 30 something year old female who was 9 months pregnant to be fucked, sucked and deliver via the birth of her son.........WHAT THE FUCK......HOW CAN ANYONE BE TURNED ON BY THAT!!!!!!!

So in short go fuck yourselves in the privacy of your own home!!!!!!! Just don't film it okay!

As for me......I'm actually sober from porn. No I haven't found Jesus, because everyone knows thats clearly a lie, but it was through self examination, realization and a moment of sanity that I chose not to continue walking the path of promiscuity. I've had my fair share of porn to last me a lifetime......plus the risk is way too high nowadays to put myself in a situation of comfortableness with the opposite sex! Image rocking up to a gal and say "So you like porn?"..yeah though so!....plus the word "Rape" is a swear word for men which should be avoided at all times!



So what am I doing to combat sex deprivation? Well there's always abstinence and the art of chauvinism. Do I hold a high regard with today's woman?..........some I do hold a high regard and respect for, but not really!




However you can thank proponents who are giving woman-kind a real bad name and you bitches better know your place.....I'm talking about bitches who rock fan tans, fake gucci bags and fake tits with little to no intelligent thought process!

Ladies take a look at what is now considered the norm to your average men (picts above)........women who look like Lisa Lewis and Paris Hilton! I swear to Jesus, Satan and Buddha himself, if you bitches ever come look like this, I will donkey punch you to an early grave....I will cut a bitch if I have to, if you ever come across looking like this!!!


So in the words of K80 Blog........

"Stop being porno"

Stoya-The most retarded porn star!

By Conan The Destroyher! (Anti Porn advocate....mmmm he thinks )






I think she has a bit of retardation in her as seen in this youtube video interview. Seriously she sounds uber retarded! More than your average special needs person.

Note also that she said that she was fending off a flu.......I wonder where she got that flu from?......Her last film? Hmmmmmmmm. She stupidly said that she doesn't like germs.......amounting that it could be on a phobia level.......BITCH YOU WORK IN PORNO! GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE!!! HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE?!!



Now don't get me wrong here folks, but I love girls that kinda look like Ms. Stoya™, but if there is one think that I'd ask from a woman, and that is to have a working brain and some thoughts of her own!! Hell we might sic anti pornography advocate, Shelley Lubben on her ass if she doesn't straighten up and fly right!


Oh my god, the fall of society has come!

Vintage XXX Posters.

For those who have a penchant for vintage design, here's a reference link from a Flickr account.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/referencelibrary/sets/72157604560789796/


I'm not sure about the validity of the posters shown, but it appears that these are actual posters purchased from ebay. What a lucky cunt!

You can also check out the X-RATED collection via this addy
http://www.xratedcollection.com/

Sasha Grey

Now not to floss on about how great Sasha Grey is, but she sure is a smart cookie! The now 20 year old has starred in over 80 films (and counting), she also won a AVN award (I forgot what for), and she was a penthouse pet for July 2007.

She brings an usual style of arty like porn to the forefront, but at the same time she has been punched, kicked, whipped in unthinkable acts within some of her movies. She calls herself an ''Existential" performer, exploring her sexuality in so much depth.

Now the following you tube vids are from various appearances on TV. I'll also write a new 'why pornstars shouldn't Vlog' entry, but more within a good light context, unlike her peer Dana DeArmond!

Sasha Grey Insider interview


Sasha on Tyra


(NB: I would like to add that supermodels don't make good talkshow hosts, and this interview with Tyra further supports my argument)


Sasha on her experience on the Tyra show



Sasha confronts moms

Reasons why porn stars should'nt vlog

From youtube comes Dana DeArmond, alt porn star, and overall rock goddess. Known for her association with fellow porn actress Belladonna, this is from her channel.




Now don't get me wrong, I've seen my fair share of Vlogging to last me a lifetime, but viewing this is just painful, utterly.

Okay she does this thing called 'Dana's Mailbag' where she reads emails from her myspace page, and answers some of the questions in a rather deadpan style, almost pretentious. Its both beautiful (looking at her face) but painful to watch at the same time. At least inject some humor into your responses Dana! There is a little something called taking the piss you know.

Other thing also is that her husband, some scrawny guy named Daniel (a porn actor) is filming in the background. He sounds rather pompus and arrogant oozing to everyone in cyberspace that 'yes I'm sooooo tapping this while the rest of you dream of it'

I've personally have never seen any of her films (I rather watch Sasha Grey), but just like most pornos, the acting tends to be terrible. And just like this vlog from Dana, its terrible!