Yulia gets punk'ed

Oh Yulia!

By The Video Bastard


Pop Classic sensation Yulia Townsend was the subject of a malicious prank after an indie punk website started a thread on its website about Yulia's recent nuptials to her manager of X amount of years, Glyn Maclean.

Indie rock label "Out of Kilter" and its forum members were posting comments about Yulia's marriage to her manager calling her a "mail-order retard" to sexual suggestions of "spiking Yulia's drink!" Wow I mean we at the Frames attack with some wit, humor and vigor, but dang what kind of fucked up indie forum is this?

Also the website posted the couple's home address on it's website

This onslaught of rather dangerous and suggestive comments promoted the police, along with Yulia's manager to intervene on such actions perpetuated on its website and have been threatened with charges of criminal nuisance and criminal harassment. And just for shits and giggles guess who has been accused of hearsay to the budding couple?.........its the work of a 19 year old!



19 year old Will Edmonds who owns "Out of Kilter Records" and is one of the moderators of the site is alleged to have harassed the singer at her home in the middle of the night by telephone.....okay lets stop there!


If you ask me, the big retard is Will Edmonds! What the fuck were you thinking? Seriously that is some jacked up shit, to go as far as calling the poor woman in the middle of the night while her hubby is banging her Russian.....oops lets not go there.


Hey we believe in the indie spirit too my friend, but not to the point of threats and quote un-quote pranks. I'm sure that there is a subtlety behind pulling a good prank, I would amount it to perfecting a craft towards a good pranking.


Sure her brand of Operatic pop may not appeal to all people, but at least say why it is instead of pranking someone....or better yet, post a humorous photo jam of her with cocaine and cum drooling from her nostrils like this........

Oh Yulia...Again!

Okay I can't bring myself to doing it....but.....................................

That's better!

Now I for one do support the bashing of Pop Stars, but we at The Frames simply can't endorse these actions from "Out of Kilter Records", because in all honesty, what's the point? She has talent, and with talent comes good looks, beauty and other things......Although that we find her husband to be of a creepy, greasy, douche bag looking demeanor, why don't you take a page from our book and go after attention whores...like our lovely friend. Lisa Lewis!



See its more fun to mock people who really deserve it! Be creative with your chosen Lisa Lewis photo!


Wow if you want your fix of Yulia-ism, here's her myspace fan page, but that's as far as we go...
http://www.myspace.com/yuliasinger

And here's OutofKilter's myspace
http://www.myspace.com/outofkilterrecords


And here's a nightline interview with the happy couple (That Glyn dude is creepy!)





Source:Stuff.co.nz

Crystal Castles steals music!

By Conan the Destroyher!

File under "Talent Borrows, Genius Steals", the band Crystal Castles have been accused of abusing a creative commons license when they illegally sampled a Chip Tune artists music without his permission!

I'm also reading a blog entry about sampling to better grasp the gist into copyright and illegal sampling....So make your own mind about it. Have a listen to the embedded video above to spot out the difference!


UPDATE/FUCKDATE!

After this news broke out, we at the frames made this startling discovery that would put you off to listening to the band ever again!

Not only have they been sampling other peoples music, but other peoples artwork........WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Does this image look familiar to you? Yes? Well it should. This was the image they used to promote on their myspace page a long time ago. Its depicted with Madonna rocking a blackened eye. In fact last week I saw this guy wearing a Crystal Castles "Tee" with the image above slapped on to it.

This is where the original came from

This was done originally by artist Trevor Brown in 1991 for Garbage Sandwich! We're still digging some holes!

read about it in his personal blog
http://www.pileup.com/babyart/blog/?p=81

Seriously you're still suing us for this?

Come on this is now public knowledge! Why is this lawyer still wanting to sue us? This was hotlinked from stuff.co.nz

God these Hamiltonians are goddam idiots!

Barely Legal featuring Zippora Seven!

At the risk of regurgitating a story that the mainstream media may have already broken out, we will do our best to give you our interpretation to the events that have unfolded. So here's the skinny.




Russh, a Australian fashion publication has brought itself a shit-storm of controversy when 16-year old New Zealand model Zippora Seven posed topless (see picture above) for a fashion spread in a upcoming issue of the magazine. Beside the oblivious age factor, placements of champagne can be seen, while the male model (pictured above again) is passed out in the bathtub!

Among angry outcries from the modeling agency that represents Zippora, The Australian Censorship board is undergoing an investigation of Russh Magazine, and may seek legal action against the magazine!

And speaking of legalities, the champagne company which its product was depicted and the hotel that the photoshoot took place are seeking defamation and punitive damages!

Now I'm no expert in fashion or Haute couture, but how is getting a 16 year old girl naked constitute as being in fashion? I thought that the whole point of fashion was to get models fully clothed and have them prance around, striking a pose (Madonna's "Vogue") whist still fully clothed!

These fashion photographers always wanting to push that very envelope in order to execute a look, an aesthetic, a hyperplace reality that cannot be in real life!

Personally I find fashion photographers to be utter douche bag visionaries who I think don't give two shits about female models! Its all about the look.

But then again there are other factors to consider..........Zippora had a choice in saying "no" and proceed to walk out the photoshoot, an appointed guardian (its been known that Zippora's mum accompanies her to her shoots) could have taken a moral stance and said "no" on her behalf, and as said guardian could've educate the naive 16 year old about nudity and the realities of fashion industry! All options were there, follow through people!

Now the media, once it caught wind of this story decidedly spin doctored the whole fiasco and dubbed the 16 year old "The next Kate Moss of the modeling world!"...So will that mean she will be a waif thin woman with no tits or ass that a Gangster can't bang? And like Kate, will she develop an expensive cocaine habit in which her noise will break off after prolonged use?

I mean lets face it, the theme of the fashion spread was a honorable homage to "Kate Moss and Johnny Depp", and just like life imitating art, her boyfriend is none other that Kudaranee Brown, from the indie garage band, The DHDFDS

Conclusion...........? Always remember, fashion photographers are egotistical assholes with a vision....A vision of sex.....Lots of sex!


FYI: This is not the first time that an underage scandal like this has happened.....Pavement magazine had Several fashion issues which depicted underage models

Anika Moa is a Lesbo

By The reverse Llamas


At the risk of sounding like a cheap Perez Hilton crossover paired with the trashiness which is Gossip columnist Bridget Saunders from Stuff.co.nz, we at the Frames have ourselves a little scandal on one of New Zealand's successful singers, which may not sound like news to you or you may have already heard it somewhere, but its time to crush some heterosexual hearts (Anika's people start writing those retraction orders).

Its been rumored that Anika Moa's sexuality has been hidden for quite some time, which I would understand, but what the hey. If you boys had a ranging hard on for this lovely yet foul mouthed singer, well its time we at the Frames crush those nuts for ya.

Anika Moa is a lesbian and for a long time! A reliable source has confirmed that she has been going out with another one of our up and comers Anna Coddington

Anna Coddington who also fronts another band "Duchess" is sure giving us straights a run for our money...I mean look at her. Tell me that you wouldn't want to hit that!

The Frames also suspected Kara (Pictured second, far left) from the recently canceled music show "Coast" as one of Anika's Flings, seems as how they're always hanging out getting chummy and all. Can everyone say Ménage à trois?


So we at the Frames congratulate not only our favorite singer (yes we would tap that), but now our favorite public domain lesbian.

A complimentary two headed dildo gift package will be sent from our offices to your home very soon Anika, you know for those Ménage à trois that we dream of.

We love you!

BTW: At least it can't get any worse for ya. This bitch right hear posed for FHM

GTA IV=400 Million...Is Hollywood officially dead?

By Timothy Hellwig


If you've been living under a rock for quite some time, then let me update you with the latest fad in entertainment........Virtual Killing via video games. Last month (circa 29/04/2008) Grand Theft Auto IV (Or GTA 4) went on sale at every Dick Smith's, every EBs (Electronic Boutique),every JBs Hi Fi, in fact practically any place you can think of (well not all places).

Unbeknown to the happy electronic consumer here in New Zealand,but the local distributor of the violent video game was told by our national censor lobby that Rockstar (the makers of the game) have already done a striped down version of GTA 4 for the Australian audiences, which means that if you buy the New Zealand version of the game, it will be the Australian censored edition.

Its unclear what has been removed from the Australian edition of the game (I presume its the usual shit such as sex scenes, less gore, and drug use) but why should we align ourselves with what Australia says is bad and immorally wrong!?

Are we as a violent hungry nation of gamers allowing ourselves to be censored by Australia? The same Australia who in history have themselves violent criminals who are praised as national heroes! You know them, Mark 'Chopper' Reed, Ned Kelly and Lindy Chamberlain. And this is coming from Australia!!!@!@# People we have got to stop living under the shadow of Australia!

I bet that Australia has ban almost everything we would consider kool to watch! I'm not as partial towards porn as much anymore, so go right ahead and ban shit eating porn, bestiality, incest and necrophilia. As long as we can call you sissy Kangs! At least give us that right!

Now I not going to call this 'the greatest game of all time', because (1) I've have not yet played it and (2) Playstation 3s and Xbox 360s are still around the $600 mark here in New Zealand.

Besides the last GTA was hard as piss because I couldn't past that one task, in which you had to learn how to fly a plane in order to progress! Fuck flying planes man, have we not learned anything from 9/11?

Yes folks there are no pixel pussies here no more! Its all polygon rendering country in this century, which is why there is a reason behind the entry title of this blog. Is Hollywood dead?

This game is set to project sales of up to $400 million dollars! 400 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow that is epic. And bearing in mind this is coming from a video game in which you control the protagonist, the storylines, the overall plot, everything!! No bad actors or actresses, no kraft food services, no trailers (the vehicles not the movie trailers), no onset tantrums, no nothing. In fact the only humans who are behind the scenes of this video game are the same people who are working CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) in Hollywood, that's right the geeks!



Hey jocks remember how you used to beat those guys up because you were intimidated by their book smarts? Well they're fucking rich now, while you pump their gas into their environmentally friendly Hybrid cars, you assholes!

Better start reading yourself a copy of war and peace!

Disclammer
We at Frames endorse the killing, maiming and consumption of Jocks, Bullies, Cheerleaders, The Popular girls, the stupid and aspiring actors and actresses! these fuckers are useless and they should die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway back to the point I was making. Yes Hollywood should be on their toes when a geek comprises an industry like the Film industry. I mean lets look at it shall we? Hollywood has lost alot of money from pirates who sell DVDs of films that are still playing at your local theater.

I for one support the bootlegging of Hollywood Blockbusters because with all that money at their disposal, they still come up with a mediocre end product!

Come on! How long can you, the very masses that want to be entertained stand time after time of re-makes and bad movie plotlines from Hollywood? Its a good thing I don't go to the movies anymore because I don't want to part my hard earned cash to have a Hollywood actor or actress to live another moment in the lap of luxury! HELL TO THE NO!!! As far as I'm concerned "Burn Hollywood Burn!"

And for those who are looking for a good Omen to curse Hollywood, there has been a report that the motion picture release of "Iron Man" will be damped by the successful sales of Gran Theft Auto, which means that GTA 4 will still be a success when the "Iron Man" movie hits the theaters even eclipsing its success!

So Tony Stark can "suck it" as far as I'm concerned

GTA 4 and the overall GTA franchise will forever belong in the annuls of pop culture history as one of the most talked about games and subject matters since the North American Atari video game crash of 83. Yes every media outlet you can think of is talking about this game....You want youtube footage?........Look for it yourselves assholes!

Alright we do have this. Its a CNN current affairs show featuring Douche bag Jack Thompson (attorney at law)! Watch part 2. These old hags!

CNN Headline News - Grand Theft Morality Pt.1


CNN Headline News - Grand Theft Morality Pt.2


And for those who want purchase the game here in New Zealand, its as simple as going to a local EBs. Just remember to have some common sense and not let your toddler play this title okay dumb parents?

Peace

Ashley Alexandra Dupré (Can women be this Douche?)

I would like to pose this question out there for the ladies. As a male, I know for sure that men can be sexist, wife beating shirt wearing, cocksucking douche bags, but can the opposite sex have its very equal?

Well since the dawn of the new millennium circa 2000 for those who don't know what millennium means, women have been morphing into something that even feminist are fearful of. Today progressive woman wants to be the ultimate center of attention. And it doesn't help if you're a high priced prostitute. And I'm not talking about Heidi Fleiss here, she's old hat you know; I'm talking about a woman who's self worth is so over-inflated, she needs a really big douche to break that seminal fluid.

Enter one Ashley Alexandra Dupré.



Now I have another question to ask...........Who the fuck is this woman? Why is America making celebrities out of nobody's? What has she done that is counted as contribution to society? Well allow me to run a list down for you.

1. She is a high priced call girl
2.She was involved with the notorious Eliot Spitzer scandal where she was named one of the call girls involved
3.Her ex-pimp ran a prostitution ring in which he was acquitted for, and was given a lesser sentence.
4.She Claimed on her myspace page as coming from a broken home, but it was later debunked by a relative that said she came from a privileged upbringing.



Now what the fuck! I swear if I organized a death pool, my first bet would go towards the death of this woman dying by some sort of drug related misadventure. And now she is trying to put her past behind her by getting into something that big nobody's like her should shy away from. The music scene.



Yes she has a single on her myspace player which is a Hip Hop and R&B crossover bullshit produced by some ugly douche bag (see picture below)



Wow, all I can say is Ashley can be thrown in the back of the trunk with the rest of the dead bodies of trying hard wannabe pop stars. Haven't we already had enough of these losers (within their soul, they're losers), destroying are ears. Take the pussycat Dolls, a bunch of woman capitalist who use the old adage of 'Sex sells' coupled with rather terrible vocals and distractive dancing to mask their no talentless selves! And did I mention a tranny runs the Pussycat Dolls.

Overall this alarming trend will continue to rise over the coming years. With Paris, Kim, Lindsey, and countless others who are famous for nothing. In fact I would like to be bold and say that 'Nothing' is in style, its very vogue!